 Pet Guinea Pigs

What's the matter, PARTNER?  You look weak.
 My guinea pig is sick, he's not gonna make it.
 I'd rather not talk about it.

That's a shame, what do you feed him?
 Guinea pig food, he loves those pellets.
 I just don't think he likes me.
 It's not your problem, PARTNER.

Really, how often do you clean his cage?
 Ummm,does that really make a difference?
 What? I just don't think he likes me.
 My maid should do the dirty work, not me.

If its cage is dirty, and it bites you, you're gone!
 PARTNER, you just saved my life!
 Maxis would never make a download like that.
 You're crazy, Will Wright loves me.